Posts tagged my family

Posted 1 month ago

immigrant youth in cultural transition

  1. Niyazi: acik ok
  2. nabiyonuz ne ediyonuz
  3. ariyom acmiyonuz
  4. dogum gunun kutlu olsun nigar 26 olmus gidiyorsun
  5. cok buyudun
  6. me: evet durucam artık bu sene tamam
  7. sağol ABLACIM hdgfhasdj
  8. Niyazi: evet biraz ara ver
  9. dinlen
  10. biz bazi hitaplardan cok iyi siyrilmi$iz biliyon mu
  11. ANN ters e M
Posted 2 months ago

morals and politics

  1. Niyazi: iki faz bi nötr nereye istersen götür
  2. dersde komik seyler okumak normalde oldugundan daha cok gulduruyo niye
  3. me: gülmemen gerektiğinden
  4. dersi dinle beee
  5. Niyazi: hobbes cok mal
  6. onu goruyoz su an
  7. adam bildigin yanlis seyler dusunmus
  8. kimse de kardes bi dur soluklan dememis
  9. sen kimi begeniyon kim iyi
  10. me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  11. makyevelli iyi gardaş
  12. biz hacızadeyiz bize makyevelli yakışır
  13. hmm o dönemde çok iyi yok ya jgfjsadhgfcjksd
  14. locke filan iyi galiba
  15. Niyazi: hobbesdan sora locke var
  16. gorucez
  17. mahyevel ne diyo
  18. istedigini yap?
  19. me: nası da hemen bildin <3
Posted 3 months ago

More future physicists drinking beers. You had to drink em when you found em. 

Posted 3 months ago

This is also my father, handing out mail at the military. 

Posted 3 months ago

This (the one who has more hair) is my father drinking some beers in Moscow.

Posted 3 months ago

Remember when the soviet union was still a thing?

Barely.

But, you guys. Yesterday my dad picked me up and he was all happy about something, turns out he got an email and it’s his department’s 35th Reunion this May (I asked him “so some people are probably bald eh? to which he replied “some are even dead”, followed by momentary sad silence/thanking my imaginary creator my father is still alive thoughts in the car) but they also sent him this link with all these old photos and he was excited to show them to me “because I like retro stuff”. God knows I do. 

THE PHOTOS ARE BALLER. I will post some here as soon as I convince myself it’s okay to post my father’s and his friends photos on the internet without their permission. I imagine it will take about two days. 

But, also. We were looking at the photos and about 5 minutes in the inevitable sigh came, first from my dad, then from my mom (though I imagine for very different reasons, which is amazing because even between people who have lived together for more than 25 years there is this infinite space of memories and regrets and disappointments), followed by “I think those were better times.” I think so too. And that makes me very sad, but not in a hopeless way. More like in an anxious way. 

Parents, man. You really want the best for their past. 

(Source: spatiotemporalcookies)

Posted 4 months ago

(while watching this)

My grandmother: Why don’t you move like that?

Me: (silence)

My grandmother: Look how flat her tummy is.

Me: (continued silence)

Posted 5 months ago

gather together in my name

  1. my mother: I was listening to Mozart, crying, and thinking, he's just one of those people that was sent-
  2. me: like a prophet.
  3. my mother: no, he was sent to this world with this gift, to elevate humanity-
  4. me: yeah, like a prophet.
  5. my mother: no, like he was sent from above on a mission to-
Posted 7 months ago

The making of an apple pie for my parents, featuring butter (dialogue with mother: -Mom, do we have margarine? -We don’t do margarine, use butter), (dialogue with father, passing by: -Don’t you think this looks a little too much? -No.), the end product, and the powder sugar sifter, which I learned is one of the two things at that house that are the products of the Yerevan Something Something Factory. The other one is a jezve, which I learned that my mom was at one point planning on putting on ebay in hopes of capitalizing on some poor Armenian’s nostalgia. The pie was awesome. My dad said it was a little underbaked (it wasn’t), my mom said I should have used a smaller dish (she told me we didn’t have one). 

Posted 1 year ago

My grandmother has arrived, and she is grand indeed

My grandma (who was born in 1930): Nigar, could you switch this channel (Euronews) to Russian?

Me: (I guess what she means is “could you switch this to the Russian channel?) Sure, here.

MGWWBI1930: No, I mean, could you switch Euronews to Russian? There should be a language option.

Me: I have had this TV for 15 years I don’t think it… oh. There is a language option, with Russian. Here, world news.

MGWWBI1930: Thanks. I’m just used to watching this everyday.

Me: O_O